A conlang created in less than an hour during a boring business meeting.
Circa 2003  or 2004

Nouns:

Article or indicative pronoun as a suffix and case as
a prefix. Root word is ordinary English word with
possibly minor spelling change, especially to get rid
of final vowels when that works better with the
affixes. "book" -> "buk", "farmer" -> "famar",
"house" -> "haus" "tree" -> "tri"

Nominative singular / plural

boy / boys ............... boy / boyen
a boy / some boys ........ boya / boyena
the boy / the boys ....... boyat / boyenti
this boy / these boys .... boyatis / boyatim
that boy / those boys .... boyada / boyenda
all boys ......................... / boyenu

Genative singular / plural

boy / boys ............... saboy / saboyen
a boy / some boys ........ saboya / saboyena
the boy / the boys ....... saboyat / saboyenti
this boy / these boys .... saboyatis / saboyatim
that boy / those boys .... saboyada / saboyenda
all boys .......................... / saboyenu

Dative singular / plural

boy / boys ............... deboy / deboyen
a boy / some boys ........ deboya / deboyena
the boy / the boys ....... deboyat / deboyenti
this boy / these boys .... deboyatis / deboyatim
that boy / those boys .... deboyada / deboyenda
all boys .......................... / deboyenu

English = book tree house farmer
buk tri haus famar
buken trien hausen famaren
buka tria hausa famara
bukena triena hausena famarena
bukat triat hausat famarat
bukenti trienti hausenti famarenti
bukatis triatis hausatis famaratis
bukatim triantim hausantim famarantim
bukata triata hausata famarata
bukenta trienta hausenta famarenta

the farmer's books -> buken safamarat

Verbs normally begin a sentence. When a verb is not
at the beginning of the sentence mark it with v' (for
"verb") prefix, as in "Go" at the start of the
sentence and "v'go" elsewhere.

Verbs get suffix for tense, mood, voice, person

(no sufix for first person singular except present
tense -o. -us suffix for first person plural)

v'bringo I bring - present tense
v'bringam I was bringing - imperfect
v'bringer I brought - perfect

-u second person singular

v'bringu You bring - present tense
v'bringamu You were bringing - imperfect
v'bringeru You brought - perfect

v'bringat Bring - imperative

-as third person singular ( -i third person plural )

v'bringas He/she/it brings - present tense
v'bringamas He/she/it was bringing - imperfect
v'bringeras He/she/it brought - perfect

-na negates the verb as in

I brought these books but I did not bring those books.
Bringer debukatim but bringerna debukenda.

Giveras famarat sabuka deboyenti. Denisami boyenti
ioifil en essaifil.

-> Gave the farmer a book to the boys. Then-were the
boys joyful and excited.

Bringat tame detoyenu vik v'breakeras boyatis des
careless

-> Bring (to) me all the toys that broken-were by
this careless boy.

Who says long boring meetings are a waste of time!! ->

Sayamas hu des v'areo meetinen dewaista sataim!!

--gary

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Words are derived from English words with some spelling differences and differences due to rules of word formation.

Clusters of three or more consonants are not allowed.  A vowel is placed between the first and second consonant of a three-consnant cluster.  If there is an 'a' or an 'i' somewhere in the word before that cluster then that vowel is duplicated.  If there is not, then 'u' is inserted.

   spring -> supring
   example -> examaple

'r' is used only immediately before a vowel, or as the last letter in a word.  Any 'r' that occurs in a different location is dropped.

   farmer -> famer
   turpentine -> tupentine
   word -> wod

Final 'e' that follows a single consonant is dropped and 'y' is inserted before the consonant. Final 'e' that follows a double consonant is dropped and 'u' is inserted between the two consonants:

   example -> examapul
   pine -> piyn 
   science -> sienus (scientific -> sienusivig)
   guide -> guiyd

Any noun that ends in a vowel gets 'n' added after the vowel, except where the last consonant in the word is already 'n', in which case 'y' is appended instead.

   area -> arean (areas -> areanen)
   arena -> arenay (arenas -> arenayen)